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howimetunclecharlie:


"I didn’t think I’d ever have to say "I’d like to thank the Academy", outside of my fan letters to Fame Academy, so that’s, um, I’d like to thank them for co-defining this clerical error. And I’m stupid, but not so stupid, to think that this is to do with me. I was just kind of a membrane, through which Graham Linehan was able to push his amazing brilliance through, with minimal resistance of my own lack of ability to express emotion in my face. So I hope this serves as an inspiration to other nasal men, with no facial expression or emotional range. I’d also like to thank the cast, Chris, Katherine and Matt - who can act, and they’re all terrific. Chiggy and Claire, Graham (who I’ve already dealt with). If I haven’t thanked you, it’s because they cut it for time. And crucially, I’d like to thank my wife, for more than everything. So I’ll leave with less dignity than I came."

Richard Ayoade wins Best Actor in a Comedy Programme @ the TV BAFTAs 2014, 18/05/14.

howimetunclecharlie:

"I didn’t think I’d ever have to say "I’d like to thank the Academy", outside of my fan letters to Fame Academy, so that’s, um, I’d like to thank them for co-defining this clerical error. And I’m stupid, but not so stupid, to think that this is to do with me. I was just kind of a membrane, through which Graham Linehan was able to push his amazing brilliance through, with minimal resistance of my own lack of ability to express emotion in my face. So I hope this serves as an inspiration to other nasal men, with no facial expression or emotional range. I’d also like to thank the cast, Chris, Katherine and Matt - who can act, and they’re all terrific. Chiggy and Claire, Graham (who I’ve already dealt with). If I haven’t thanked you, it’s because they cut it for time. And crucially, I’d like to thank my wife, for more than everything. So I’ll leave with less dignity than I came."

Richard Ayoade wins Best Actor in a Comedy Programme @ the TV BAFTAs 2014, 18/05/14.

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mythopoetical:

Ballymote Castle ( Co. Sligo) by rickybon on Flickr.

yungbiochemist:

men’s rights activists

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cannabeans:

lovekardashian:

North West

so fucking precious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cannabeans:

lovekardashian:

North West

so fucking precious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cultofweird:

This is what the set of the original black & white Addams Family TV show set looked like in color.
Weird news from the Cult of Weird

cultofweird:

This is what the set of the original black & white Addams Family TV show set looked like in color.

Weird news from the Cult of Weird

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georgeryanrosslll:

i’m laughing so hard their entire relationship summed up in 2 photos

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moejisan:

God bless the Spanish army

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bobbynog:

DICK

bobbynog:

DICK

dougdimmadone:

how i see irish people

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tearsofarapper:

i dont think thats how it goes 

tearsofarapper:

i dont think thats how it goes 

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SADAKO’S holiday

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Joe: Just wait a second, I love him. I’ve just been ???? Scott. [x]

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